periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
Nicest things people have said to me
1. You remind me of Lana Del Ray - Arijit
2. You are like Jenifer Lawrence from Silver Linings Playbook - Andre
3. My precious - Joanna
4. You are my Diwali - Gauri
5. I love you, babe - Bitch
6. You are more my sister than my own brother - Ashu
7. You are so fucked up - Somebody i dont remember
I WANT IT ALL NOW
I want a partner. I want a best friend. I want two degrees and a job. I want 100K a year. I want a tan. I want white teeth and perky boobs. I want to take it out on you, and I want you to run back. I want to know where I’m going. I want to be less loud. I want to not care. I want every boy I meet to fall in love with me. I want to have a house in Hawaii and own my own yatch. I want to marry Jared Leto and I want to have two children. I want to grow my hair out. I want time to myself. I want new knee caps. I want men to hold my face when they kiss me. I want fishnets to be appropriate daytime wear. I want to wake up early, but never be tired. I want to feel less hate. I want to be less cynical. I want to love. I want to accept, to tolerate. I want people to be less stupid. I want to educate the world. I want to teach people how to speak properly, and how to use proper manners. I want to travel and make memories. I want to spend days on a beach reading books and downing beers. I want everyone to understand that feminism isn’t arrogant bra burning, but an intellectual argument of equality of the sexes. I want to never get sunburnt, and never catch a cold. I want the world to take my ambitions seriously, and I want to take myself seriously. I want to succeed, but I’m just not good enough. I want to think I’m good enough. I want to be less impulsive, less emotional. I want to be rational, steady, focused. I want to be beautiful, but I don’t want to be recognised as just that. I want people to love intelligence, and I want to meet storytellers. I want to be intelligent. I want to never be used. I want to never be abused.
"I’m not sad, but the boys who are looking for sad girls always find me. I’m not a girl anymore and I’m not sad anymore. You want me to be a tragic backdrop so that you can appear to be illuminated, so that people can say ‘Wow, isn’t he so terribly brave to love a girl who is so obviously sad?’ You think I’ll be the dark sky so you can be the star? I’ll swallow you whole."
I SUCK AT SOCIETY.
Keep to the speed limit. Tread lightly. Put your hands out in front of you so you don’t trip over. Get the stains out of your shirt. Use fabric softener. Safely disconnect your USB. Walk, don’t run. Take sips, don’t skull. Chew your food. Plan your days. Pay your bills in instalments. Don’t get fined. Clean your car. Clean your house. Take multivitamins and eat your vegetables. Exercise for 30 minutes a day. Shave your legs, wax your vagina. Pluck your eyebrows and dye them darker. Wear silk, but don’t spill anything on it. Show a little bit of cleavage, but not too much. Wear heels, but not too high. Wear earrings, but have no other piercings. Scrub off your tattoos. Have a natural hair colour. Buy kitchen appliances. Buy petrol. Don’t fall over and don’t bruise your skin. Love with mediocrity. Be careful with your heart and your mind. Don’t dive headfirst. Write pros and cons lists. Write shopping lists. Do crosswords and sudoku. Listen to new music and watch intelligent films. Don’t drink too much alcohol and don’t smoke. Get 8 hours sleep every night. Don’t have unprotected sex. Go to the doctor. Pay the doctor. Graduate school. Graduate uni. Get married. Buy a house. Don’t move out of your home city. Get a mortgage. Have kids. Lose your sex drive.
Or: buy a ticket and never look back.
"We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much, we’re supposed to have bad attitudes, and shag each other’s brains out. We are designed to party… We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful!"